I very much thought the name of this hotel was Fontainebleu, which would make sense because ‘blue fountain’ is a cool name for a hotel and cooler in French, but after my fifth pastry from Chez Bonbon I finally read the hotel name which is actually Fontainebleau. Not knowing French, I assumed this meant ‘blow fountain,’ but it does not, it is actually just a name, specifically the name Bleau, which was derived from the older Burgundian village name Ble, and that is just a fun word to say, especially in this voice:
+1 to not having to be properly dressed before having coffee in the mornings
Seeing people downtown NYC fully suited up at 8 is a pet peeve