Dan is away on a business trip this weekend. On the one hand, how dare he abandon his family? I thought we were safe because he doesn’t smoke and he doesn’t drink milk, so I was never going to have to tell the Baby that his daddy left for a pack of smokes or to buy some milk, but I guess I have to tell him that his dad works for a living to pay for a soft life where we are enveloped in love and luxury LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
If I see Dan I’ll let him know ;)