If you want to have a baby, work in hospitality. Everything you need to know and get used to about having a baby happens in hospitality. Especially bars. Babies, after all, are just tiny drunks, incapable of expressing their needs, prone to crying inconsolably for no reason, and you desperately want to throw them out the door at 2am but you can’t because now that you’ve been watching them cry for hours you feel some sort of responsibility for them.
Hospitality and Babies
Hospitality and Babies
Hospitality and Babies
If you want to have a baby, work in hospitality. Everything you need to know and get used to about having a baby happens in hospitality. Especially bars. Babies, after all, are just tiny drunks, incapable of expressing their needs, prone to crying inconsolably for no reason, and you desperately want to throw them out the door at 2am but you can’t because now that you’ve been watching them cry for hours you feel some sort of responsibility for them.